• me: talk dirty to me
  • you: i think david fincher's version of tgwtdt is an unbelievably tense thriller with an incredible eye for detail and subtlety in combining classic mystery ideas with contemporary technology and rooney mara's performance is the anchor to the whole film, she's a haunting presence so rooted in real anxieties and fears
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aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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danda-bear:

ochu:

thanes romance scene raw uncut wet n wild

SPREAD YOUR MATTER TO THE SEA I AM 1000% DONE

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averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

i think it will be full of teenagers and 1st course students (female)
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exterminatethefuckinghumanrace replied to your post “exterminatethefuckinghumanrace replied to your photo wanna go see…”

if we’re still alive after that 50sog movie :D omg, cukrinis tevelis tho, best ever :D

we will survive, we must. it is the only option we have.

pagalvojau, šiaip tu galėtum būt mano cukrinis tėvelis. Visai nesupykčiau. Ir net atitinki reikalavimus :D

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lehnsherrsrage replied to your post “lehnsherrsrage replied to your post: nu blet galėjo 5 metus palaukt…”

bet kuriuo atveju mes pavyzdį imam iš maximos, kuri mūsų pochuizmo alma mater. a tai ta prasme vertėjas yra rimta specelibė? bilekoks menedžeris paverst nigali? tai vatafak gaiz?

laik, nu typo to nymoko žmogų jokiam Lytvos univere. Nu typo, jei typo moko, tai mes nygalim mokėt, nu typo, byški per brangIai yšeina. Nu typo, mes kainas bandom žemas laikyt, typo, kad prieinama būtų paprastam žmOgui.

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deansass:

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Third legg i can’t

INDA HOOD

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